Whateverland (ebook)

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Whateverland

"Whateverland is both hilarious and useful?the perfect combination! I haven't laughed so hard since I watched myself on Fashion Police."
?Joan Rivers

"Forget about Neverland?Whateverland is where it's at. Let Alexis and Jennifer be your guides to this undervisited destination, a place where youaccept yourself with all your imperfections, don't care what other people think,and laugh your head off. Part split-screen memoir, part un-self-help/DIY book, Whateverland will show you how to enjoy shame-free sex, organizeyour closet to within an inch of its life, and be a happier person."
?Laura Zigman, New York Times bestselling author of Animal Husbandry and coauthor of Get Over Yourself!

"Jennifer Hutt is how she writes: sweet, smart, sometimes sad,and funny. In this terrific book, Jenny puts her flaws out for all tosee?she is always there to make someone else feel better."
?Rosie O'Donnell

"Creative characters! Daring dames! Eat, date, create, clean, make love, accept,be honest, groom, organize, lighten up, and laugh out loud. I love Jennifer and Alexis! This wonderful, wacky duo entertains, informs, surprises, delights, and yes, they tugged at my heartstrings. Don't do a thing without a fresh romp through Whateverland!"
?Judith Regan, host of The Judith Regan Show

"Alexis and Jennifer give us the skinny?and the fat?good cop/bad cop?style,along with fascinating photos from two privileged childhoods and some absolute gems from Martha Stewart herself, such as how not to have anugly rich man's baby. TMI has never been so compelling."
?Jennifer Belle, author of High Maintenance and The Seven Year Bitch

"Alexis is not always grumpy. But she wants to be perceived as grumpy. She really does know how to do everything."
?Martha Stewart

Alexis Stewart is Martha Stewart's daughter. With Jennifer Koppleman Hutt, daughter of Martha Stewart LivingOmnimedia executive chairman Charles Koppelman, Alexis Stewart cohosted for six years Sirius Radio's hugely popular show Whatever with Alexis and Jennifer, now Whatever with Jennifer. Alexis and Jennifer also cohosted the television show Whatever, Martha! Alexis lives with her daughter in Greenwich Village. Jennifer lives with her husband and children on Long Island.0Introduction 1
We're Not Qualified to Give Advice, but We Give It Anyway

1. What the Hell Is Homekeeping? 7
Alexis and Jennifer on Life at Home

2. Does Talking to Pop-Tarts Mean You're Crazy? 25
Alexis and Jennifer on Food and Eating

3. Getting Married in a Gray Flannel Suit 51
Alexis and Jennifer on Marriage and Relationships

4. Not a Hoarder, Still a Slob 69
Alexis and Jennifer on Cleaning and Organizing

5. Should Sex Ever Involve Food? 89
Alexis and Jennifer on Sex and Dating

6. Wrapping Your Own Christmas Presents 119
Alexis and Jennifer on Growing Up Dysfunctional

7. What Do You Mean You "Can't" Cook? 153
Alexis and Jennifer on Cooking and Kitchenphobia

8. Drawing the Line at Fat Elbows 169
Alexis and Jennifer on Weight Loss and Body Issues

9. The Devil Wore Palazzo Pants 201
Alexis and Jennifer on Fashion

10. You're Only as Sick as Your Secrets 219
Alexis and Jennifer on Their Deepest, Darkest Personality Quirks

Acknowledgments 245

Resources: Alexis and Jennifer?s Guide to Useful Sites and Favorite Things 247

Credits 250

Index 251